Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is an English fashion model who has been praised by United Kingdom Prime Minister David Cameron, a Tory, no less, for her environmental awareness campaigns. One of the main tenets of her campaign is urging British citizens to turn off the lights during the day. such counts as key strategy in the Quixotic battle against global warming. Deemed award worthy by the British government, too.

That sound you hear is Rudyard Kipling rolling over in his grave.