Formspring Question #434--Griffith Griping Edition

I was expecting an Andy Griffith obituary complete with bittersweet nostalgia over the mythic Mayberry South. When can we expect to see it?

Somwhere south of never. Believe it or not, I have never been an Andy Griffith fan. To say one does not like The Andy Griffith show is as blasphemous down here as not being able to match NASCAR drivers with their current main sponsor, but i cannot do that, either. I flirt with danger, what can i tell you?

Honestly, I had nothing to say about Griffith. I wish him godspeed like I do anyone else for whom I do write an obituary, but that is about all i can manage.