Morpheus on the ObamaCare Ruling

Which color pill do I take in order to forget about all this? Can I still get the pill through my preferred insurance provider?

Locuteus of Corg

For those amongst us who prefer dogs and Star Trek to the more proper cats and Star Wars.

Sith Lord Kitty

Sith Lord Kitty finds your lack of Caturday offerings disturbing.

Mitt Romney 2012?

For those Republicans who are afraid they have no choices left, why not Zoidberg?

Amanda Tapping Presents Aliens and You: A Survival Guide

From an expert. You guys are right, too. She does look nice with long hair instead of the short, military cut.