Sunday, April 29, 2012

Jessica Simpson Celebrates The Eye's 2 Millionth Visitor

The Eye registered its two millionth hit at 5:19 AM this morning. Visitor number two million was from Germany and searched for the review of the Stargate SG-1 episode “Rite of Passage.” There is no prize for being the one to hit the milestone other than a nutty, somewhat undue sense of accomplishment.

I chose a Jessica Simpson photo to commemorate the occasion. She was the first celebrity to get the gawking eye treatment back when this photo of her in a pink bikini took off in Google Image Search. It was a photo from the video video “These Boots Are Made for Walking” from The Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack. I have as yet been unwilling to sacrifice the brain cells to watch the movie--according to Richard Roeper, Simpson delivers her lines as though English is her second language--but I have seen the video for the song. You may mute the sound. You will not be missing anything:There you go. A sincere thanks to everyone who has visited the Eye over the years. It was supposed to be little more than a diary about my bar exam studies and early years practicing law. I definitely had no clue how far off the rails my life was going to go. It has been a wold ride. Let us hope the next two million are not quite so tumultuous.

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